My cousin in Brazil is being text-stalked by some random bloke. Not too bizarre yet as she is both young (until September when she catches me up!) and blonde but this guy goes by the name of Igor. That's right, Igor. Now maybe its just me but that name makes me think of dodgy horror movies and hunchbacks and things, doesn't it you?
He's been shortening her name - most people don't bother, her name isn't that long anyway, it's Lucy! - and saying he's known her for years......possibly since before he entered a dodgy eastern european time warp and adopted the name Igor.
I suggested that he might turn out to be a total Adonis but Lucy remains sceptical and I suppose with a name like that it is slightly unlikely. He can't even spell Portuguese apparently which, smugly, I can although it has been pointed out to me that the official language of Brazil isn't Brazilian after all but, you guessed it, Portuguese so maybe I shouldn't be too smug.
So back to Igor, in his faux-Transylvanian castle on the outskirts of Rio (or wherever he lives!) the question is who is this guy and why is he texting Lucy?
Will her ever reveal his identity? Will anyone care if he does? I would say watch this space but I don't much care myself, I think I've poked fun at this poor guy enough already!
